Thursday, June 10, 2010
Monday, May 31, 2010
Summer Poem
As the heat begins to announce the arrival of summer, here I leave a poem by william blake.
I hope you enjoy.
To Summer
O thou who passest thro' our valleys in
Thy strength, curb thy fierce steeds, allay the heat
That flames from their large nostrils! thou, O Summer,
Oft pitched'st here thy goldent tent, and oft
Beneath our oaks hast slept, while we beheld
With joy thy ruddy limbs and flourishing hair.
Beneath our thickest shades we oft have heard
Thy voice, when noon upon his fervid car
Rode o'er the deep of heaven; beside our springs
Sit down, and in our mossy valleys, on
Some bank beside a river clear, throw thy
Silk draperies off, and rush into the stream:
Our valleys love the Summer in his pride.
Our bards are fam'd who strike the silver wire:
Our youth are bolder than the southern swains:
Our maidens fairer in the sprightly dance:
We lack not songs, nor instruments of joy,
Nor echoes sweet, nor waters clear as heaven,
Nor laurel wreaths against the sultry heat.
~ William Blake
Tuesday, May 18, 2010
Tuesday, May 11, 2010
FILMS QUOTES CONTEST
My momma always said that life is like a box of chocolates! you never know what you are going to get
Wednesday, April 28, 2010
Tuesday, April 27, 2010
For women and men with good mood (sorry the mistakes..)
COURSE OF FORMATION FOR MEN
PEDAGOGICAL OBJECTIVE: Allowing the men to develop that part of the brain whose existence ignores.
PROGRAM: 4 modules, of which 1 is obligatory.
Module 1 (Obligatory Course)
*Learning to live without his mother (200 hours).
* “My wife is not my mother” (35 hours).
* Understanding that football is not another thing that a sport, that to be outside the World-wide one is not the death (500 hours).
Module 2: “Life in couple”
* Having children without becoming jealous (50 hours).
* surpassing the property syndrome on the remote control (55 hours).
* Not to piss outside the toilet (100 hours): Practical exercises in video.
* understanding that the shoes do not go single until the closet (80 hours).
* How to arrive until the laundry basket without losing himelf (50 hours).
* How to survive to a cold without agonizing (50 hours).
Module 3: “Free Time”
* Ironing in two stages a shirt in less than two hours (practical exercises).
* Digesting beer without burping while the table is put (practical exercises).
Module 4: “Course of kitchen”
Level 1 (beginner): “Electrical appliance”
ON= turn on
OFF= turn off
Level 2 (advanced): “My first instantaneous soup without burning the saucepan”. Practical exercises: Boiling the water before adding the paste.
INTENSIVE COURSE
For reasons of difficulty and understanding of the subjects, the courses will have a maximum of 8 students.
SUBJECT 1: “The clothes”: From the washing machine to the wardrobe, that mysterious process.
SUBJECT 2: “The risks of filling to the ice tray and its transport until the freezer” Demonstration with support of slides.
SUBJECT 3: 'Scientific Demonstration: cooking and to throw the rubbish don’t cause impotence nor quadriplegia' Practical in laboratory.
SUBJECT 4: “The roll of hygienic paper” the hygienic paper, is born next to the toilet? (Exhibitions on the subject )
SUBJECT 5: “Why isn’t it necessary to shake sheets after to have given our intestinal gases” Exercises of reflection in couple.
SUBJECT 6: “The man that drives, if loses himself,
can request information without running the risk of seeming impotent” Testimonies.
SUBJECT 7: “Fundamental Differences between the laundry basket and the ground”
SUBJECT 8: “The man in the seat of the passenger” Is generally possible not to speak or to be shaken convulsively while she drives and/or parks?
SUBJECT 9: 'The cup of the breakfast: Does get up itself until the sink? 'Exercises directed by David Copperfield.
PEDAGOGICAL OBJECTIVE: Allowing the men to develop that part of the brain whose existence ignores.
PROGRAM: 4 modules, of which 1 is obligatory.
Module 1 (Obligatory Course)
*Learning to live without his mother (200 hours).
* “My wife is not my mother” (35 hours).
* Understanding that football is not another thing that a sport, that to be outside the World-wide one is not the death (500 hours).
Module 2: “Life in couple”
* Having children without becoming jealous (50 hours).
* surpassing the property syndrome on the remote control (55 hours).
* Not to piss outside the toilet (100 hours): Practical exercises in video.
* understanding that the shoes do not go single until the closet (80 hours).
* How to arrive until the laundry basket without losing himelf (50 hours).
* How to survive to a cold without agonizing (50 hours).
Module 3: “Free Time”
* Ironing in two stages a shirt in less than two hours (practical exercises).
* Digesting beer without burping while the table is put (practical exercises).
Module 4: “Course of kitchen”
Level 1 (beginner): “Electrical appliance”
ON= turn on
OFF= turn off
Level 2 (advanced): “My first instantaneous soup without burning the saucepan”. Practical exercises: Boiling the water before adding the paste.
INTENSIVE COURSE
For reasons of difficulty and understanding of the subjects, the courses will have a maximum of 8 students.
SUBJECT 1: “The clothes”: From the washing machine to the wardrobe, that mysterious process.
SUBJECT 2: “The risks of filling to the ice tray and its transport until the freezer” Demonstration with support of slides.
SUBJECT 3: 'Scientific Demonstration: cooking and to throw the rubbish don’t cause impotence nor quadriplegia' Practical in laboratory.
SUBJECT 4: “The roll of hygienic paper” the hygienic paper, is born next to the toilet? (Exhibitions on the subject )
SUBJECT 5: “Why isn’t it necessary to shake sheets after to have given our intestinal gases” Exercises of reflection in couple.
SUBJECT 6: “The man that drives, if loses himself,
can request information without running the risk of seeming impotent” Testimonies.
SUBJECT 7: “Fundamental Differences between the laundry basket and the ground”
SUBJECT 8: “The man in the seat of the passenger” Is generally possible not to speak or to be shaken convulsively while she drives and/or parks?
SUBJECT 9: 'The cup of the breakfast: Does get up itself until the sink? 'Exercises directed by David Copperfield.
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