"Remember no one can make you feel inferior without your consent."
—Eleanor Roosevelt
EQUALITY BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN IS GOOD FOR BOTH PARTS. FOR ALL OF US BOYS AND GIRLS. HAPPY INTERNATIONAL WOMEN'S DAY.
(And now a feminist joke:
When does a man lose 90% of his intelligence?
When his wife dies.
And the rest of it?
When his dog dies.
Ja,ja, I couldn't help it, sorry, that's the way I am)
Ja ja ja!
ReplyDeleteThe war begins
ReplyDeleteWhy do women get married in white?
So they match the kitchen appliances!
Whats the difference between your wife and your dog?
Walking the dog is relaxing.
What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A battery has a positive side.
What a tense atmosphere!!!
ReplyDeleteJorge, there is no war if there aren't two sides. Sorry about it but I laugh at sexist jokes too. (But by the way, yours weren't as good as mine)
ReplyDeleteWell, really I enjoy teasing. Four more for you:
ReplyDelete1. What can you give to a man who thinks he has everything?
A woman to explain him how they work
2. What happened to the woman who finally understood men?
She died laughing and had no time to tell anybody
3. Why do men like intelligent women?
Because poles apart attract each other
4. A woman's heart is like a circus, there is always place for one more clown.
Hello. This is my first time!
ReplyDeleteI have been watching the video in which Obama signs health care bill, and he uses a lot of pencils. I can't understand the reason. Is he joking or American pencils fail too much?
By the way, Ana Garcia: I'd like you to correct my expressions if there's any mistake. Thanks.
By the flies (just in case), this is the link:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.cnn.com/2010/POLITICS/03/23/health.care.main/index.html