Joke

A 90-year old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better. I have an 18-year old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think of that?"

The doctor replied, "I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season. One day he was in a hurry and picked up his umbrella instead of his shotgun by mistake. When he got to the creek, he saw a beaver. He raised his umbrella and went "bang, bang, bang", and the beaver fell over dead. What do you think of that?"

The 90-year old said, "I'd say somebody else shot the beaver".

The doctor said, "My point exactly".



VOCABULARY:
beaver (bíiver) - castor
bride (braid) - novia
creek (kríik) - riachuelo
hunter (jánter) - cazador
shot (shot) - tiro
shotgun (shótgan) - escopeta

to be in a hurry - estar apurado
to pick up - agarrar, recoger