TRAINING COURSE FOR MEN

 
TEACHING OBJECTIVE: To enable men to develop this part of the brain whose existence ignored. 

PROGRAM: 4 modules, of which one is required. 

Module 1 (required course) 

> * Learning to live without their mother (200 hours).
> * 'My wife is not my mother' (35 hours).
> * To understand that football is nothing more than a sport, to stay out of the World is not death (500 hours).


Module 2: 'Life as a couple'

> * Having children without becoming jealous (50 hours).
> * Overcoming the syndrome of belonging on the remote control (55 hours).
> * Do not piss off the toilet (100 hours): Practical exercises on video.
> * Understand that the shoes do not go alone to the closet (80 hours).
> * How to get the dirty laundry basket without getting lost (50 hours).
> * How to survive a cold without dying (50 hours).


 Module 3: 'Leisure'

> * Ironing a shirt in two stages in less than two hours (practical exercises).
> * Digest free beer burp while setting the table (practical exercises).


Module 4: 'Cookery Course'

Level 1 (beginners): 'Household appliances' 
> ON = ON
> OFF = OFF

Level 2 (advanced): 'My first instant soup without burning the pan' 
> Practical exercises: Boil the water before adding the pasta.

INTENSIVE COURSE:

For reasons of difficulty and understanding of the subjects, the courses have a maximum of 8 students. 

ITEM 1: 'Clothing': From the dishwasher to the cupboard, that mysterious process. 

ITEM 2: 'The risks to fill the bucket of ice and their transport to the fridge' Demonstration slide holder.

ITEM 3: 'scientific demonstration: cooking and throw away the trash NOT cause impotence or quadriplegia' practices in the laboratory.

ITEM 4: 'The roll of toilet paper "toilet paper," is born next to the toilet? (Exhibitions on the theme of 'spontaneous generation'). 

ITEM 5: 'Why is not necessary to shake the sheets issued after intestinal gas' reflection exercises as a couple.

ITEM 6: 'The men who lead, if lost, can request information without running the risk of appearing impotent? " Testimonials 

ITEM 7: 'Fundamental differences between the laundry basket and soil' 

ITEM 8: 'The man in the passenger seat,' Is it generally may not speak or shake convulsively as she leads and / or park?.

ITEM 9: "The cup of breakfast: single coat to the sink?" Exercises led by David Copperfield

Well, without any intention to offend but what some guy coming?